Sunday, August 26, 2012

X Marks The Dot

Polka dots. Many people regard them with disdain, while others embrace them. I am encouraging you, dear reader, to be an embracer of polka dots. They add the perfect touch of whimsy to almost any outfit. See?


The three important features that determine dotted piece's cuteness are:
#1-The Piece Itself.
Dotted outerwear? It's a stretch if you're over ten years old. As for shoes, the only piece of footwear that cannot pull off dot is unfortunately.......heels. They give off the air of an overly whimsical and/or childish lady of the night. And dotted pants? Proceed with MUCH caution. That being said, almost anything else is fine. Dresses, tops, shorts, bags.

I'll keep it simple. Too loose screams cat lady. Too tight screams childish prostitute.

Black Polka Dot Crop Top BraletPink Three Quarter Length Sleeve Polka Dot Zipper Chiffon Shirt pictures

Two colors only, please. Only people below eleven are exempt from this rule.Even clowns know to stay away from rainbow polka dots.

That's all the time I have for today,dears. Sorry I haven"t written in so long, but let me tell ya, I have been having one hectic summer.

1 comment:

  1. Plz Plz Plz do a post on how to wear knee high socks and shorts/skirts without looking skanky